1. Governments should stop being shy about personal surveillance policies: Every human being living in Europe should have a microchip implanted under their skin, which spots people. (a contract with Google view street could help financing the project) So European police can know at everytime where everyone has been and in whose company. This microchip system has already been used for years in domestic animals and as veterinarians tell us everyday on TV, the implantation doesn’t hurt. Anyway, British parents are already considering implanting these microchips in their children, so what is good for British children is for sure good for everyone.
2. Citizens should give up the use of every weapon (including metal forks or knives, pencil sharpeners and so on). People should finally realize they are incompetent to deal with violence and let specialists manage the situation. To keep food eatable, the EU should pass a bill regulating the maximal size of meat sold in supermarkets to be small enough for people eating it with spoons without suffocating.
3. Passengers should be hand-cuffed on their backs during flights, train travels or car drives. Trained public servants should be the only ones in charge of transporting people in cars, bikes, skateboards or any other means of transport, which can be used as a weapon. (of course only those public servants who pass the extensive police check-up).
4. People should get breath training to reduce their CO2 emissions to a minimum. It will slow down the greenhouse effect for some years for our children to see the light of life.
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